as much as we do. actually, nobody can miss him more than we do. he's the man who gave me a job in tv. i love him dearly. i can't wait to see him. but i hope he worked on his scottish accent. i pray that he worked on his scottish accent. neil, we can't wait to see you. woo! >> hello, i'm juan williams along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, mary francis and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." it's september 5th, and you know what that means, the first of three presidential debates between donald trump and hillary clinton just three weeks away. it's going to be great tv, that's for sure. one of the most highly anticipated matchups in political history. what are clinton and trump doing to get ready? >> you have to prepare, but i

watched a lot of his debates during the primaries, and he insulted all of his opponents. >> right. >> he insulted all of the moderators. he insulted i guess about 80% of the american people and the rest of the world. so i want to take it seriously. i want to talk about what i think we can do and how important it is, but you've got to be prepared for like wacky stuff that comes at you. >> i think they are going to be very important. it really looks like three debates. i look very much forward to it. it will be interesting, especially the first one will be a very interesting evening. i think it's going to be very important. i don't know that it's make or break. but i did well in the debates. i had 17 people in the debates and i'm the one that survived. i have enjoyed the debating process. i've never debated before professionally or as a politician because i was never a politician before. but we had 11 debates that i participated in and, according to everybody, i did very well. >> sources say clinton has at least 25 researchers working on

opposition files to help the secretary find a way to fluster trump while they're on the stage. donald trump has been prepping with advisers but says it can be dangerous to go overboard with preparation for debates because you don't want to sound scripted or phony. so melissa, you're someone who has been on a professional stage. you know what it's like. can you be too debate? >> i could you could be. hard for me to believe that trump isn't doing a lot of preparation. when you look at even just how much better his prompter reading has gotten. remember just a week ago when he first started using the prompter, you could really tell he was reading it. then all of a sudden he started doing it well. so i think that he's definitely practicing. for hillary clinton, she's kind of a bit robotic no matter what, so i'm sure she's practicing. but she comes off kind of like an elitist robot dictator out there doing her thing. i think you can overpractice but probably not in this setting because it's really high pressure and there's going to be

about a zillion and a half people watching and neither of them knows what's really coming. i would say practice to your heart's content. >> kimberly, what we hear is that the clinton team is talking to tony schwartz who wrote "the art of the deal" with donald trump trying to get inside trump's head. they're consulting with psychologists to see if there's a way they can irritate him, needle him on the stage and get him to act out of character. >> i'm sure that's a lot of money for consultants to make, one way to stimulate the economy. figure it out. trump's not in hiding all the time. he's not like napping now, shush, like hillary is probably resting for the debate. what's there to figure out about him? he tweets, he's transparent. he has been available every day for any kind of press conference. he's done how many rallies now. the guy is constantly on the move. to be honest, i'm concerned he's been working so much is he going to be prepared for the debate, even time to be able to invest

in it because he's made himself so available to the media and these other events. >> i've never, ever heard of a candidate who refuses to do a mock debate, but apparently he's -- he doesn't even want to practice. he's having meetings. and they have bacon cheeseburgers, cokes and sit around and just talk about the debate. but there's no actual practice. now, you know, historically, especially among the democrats, they bring in somebody to pose as the other side, right? and they act like the other candidate. but he doesn't want to do it. >> okay. at least we don't know if he's going to do it. >> that's what they say. >> he's in good hands now, he has kellyanne conway, steve bannon. look at what he did, he flew to mexico before his big immigration speech then went immediately to ohio, did speech after speech after speech, then went to detroit and did this big economic thing, reached out to african-american communities. he's on a serious schedule right now. he's being handled very well.

i think he'll be more than well prepped. they're probably saying, we've got cheeseburgers and cokes and we're not -- >> right. >> -- but i'm sure he's going to be extremely prepped for that debate. the rumor is that mark cuban may sit in as donald trump on the democratic side for hillary so she may debate him with jennifer granholme who did a lot of debate prep with barack obama. she's been very, very good. other the other side, the rumor is that laura ingraham will help out donald trump acting as hillary clinton. these are great people to stand in, if the rumors are true. >> i disagree. >> the moments i recall from recent debate history, i came home after a debate and i went to see my mom. my mom was on the edge of losing it, sort of. i said, mom, boy, that debate between al gore and george bush, boy, i think gore really handed it to him. and my mom looked at me and she

said, oh, no, he was so rude and condescending to mr. bush. i think that mr. bush is such a nice thing. i thought, whoa, what debate did i watch? one of the dangers for hillary clinton in this is she might be well prepared, might have more knowledge, but she comes across to the audience as somewhat arrogant, elitist. i think you said elitist. >> it's interesting. right now these candidates are on two separate train traction. they keep going past each other. what a debate does is it puts them on the same track and they're coming right at them. the first debate is going to be extremely ugly. i think each candidate can learn from the other one. for example, trump could learn to be more policy driven. she could learn to be funnier. i don't know if that's going to happen. but the thing we're not talking about is the real debate. pence versus kaine. we're talking about trump versus hillary, but more interesting than that, more exciting, it's pence versus kaine. do you know which one is pence,

which one is kaine? there they are. this is like a tennis match -- >> which one's greg. >> -- between kitchen appliances. this will have the excitement of watching your phone recharge. i'm not sure we need a vp debate. >> what did admiral stockdale say? who am i and why -- >> he was a great -- >> did you like that? >> so milquetoast -- >> yeah, okay. but the other side, gregory is -- >> you'll be set to cover that. >> trump comes off as not knowing what he's talking about. he gets embarrassed up on the stage. >> the challenge for him and the reason why he succeeded was he was up defense 17 people or 16 -- was it 17 total? you could insult and move on to the next person. that takes up most of the time. but you're one on one now. so that means you can't just lob little grenades. sooner or later you got to add some facts some substance when you're one on one or perhaps one and two if johnson will be

there, but i don't think he will be. >> the republican nominee is taking a very different approach to his opponent as he preps for their debate. >> he's an unconventional candidate, and he's not going to prepare the way hillary does. the authentic donald trump who has been taking his kay directly to the voters is the one you'll see on the debate stage with hillary clinton. i think they're nervous in the camp. he's the unpredictable x factor. she's the scripted status hillary clinton that basically needs to memorize lines. >> wow. so this is what we're saying, that she's scripted, he's not scripted, but there is an amazing, interesting, historical fact here. this is the first time we're going to see a woman on the debate stage. you've got a candidate, donald trump, who is known to have a little difficulty with women. what do you think? is this a danger that he could do something that especially women voters would interpret as offensive? >> leading question.

>> objection. >> objection, your honor. >> juan, we never do that here on "the five." we never say, was that a great speech by trump or a really great speech? >> we would never say that. >> best speech ever. or will ever be. >> or wasn't it huge? >> it was a huge speech. what do you think? >> anything is possible, right? of course, he's going to speak his mind. he's not a scripted person. but that's why he's done so well thus far. but hillary clinton is somebody who is battle tested. i think she's going to be prepared. she'll be able to hold her own. >> as a woman. >> as a candidate running for president. >> but he's got to deal with the fact that she's a woman. >> i understand that, but what is there to deal with? he should debate her as if she's anyone else on the stage just like he did when carly fiorina was on the stage. >> oh, no, no, no, that didn't work so well. >> carly fiorina was treated like an equal on the stage as she should be with all the other male candidates up there running

for the republican nopenation, right? so you have to kind of like play your game focus that way. do not go and say -- >> i disagree. >> -- i see a female. debate her on the issues. >> he should. but unfortunately people will be watching with a magnifying glass. he has to be careful with his tone and can't attack her too much. both are sandbagging and lying about the preparation. she's saying he's so wild and crazy, i don't know where he's coming from. who is she kidding? she's as tough as nails. he's saying we're eating cheeseburgers and playing field hockey and not even practicing over here. everyone is lying. everyone is practicing. it is going to be, i would bet, the highest rated, biggest night for a debate ever. everybody will be watching, especially that first one. i bet they're both going to come out swinging. you're forgetting there was a couple debates where trump was really subdued. remember that? that's one of the fears that maybe he backs off a little too much because he doesn't want to look like he's attacking a woman. i agree with you on that premise

that he does need to be careful. >> let me ask mr. masculine. >> which one of these two? >> come on. >> so alpha! >> when hillary had her first senate debate here in new york, her opponent actually walked over to her, and that was seen as too aggressive, invading her space. >> that's not -- there's nothing -- look at it this way. here is ufc, donald trump, versus championship boxing, hillary clinton. the old school, the typical politician. she know house to box. she knows how to fight in the ring. but you put a ufc boxer in a regular boxing ring, that person wins every time. because the boxers use the rules. rules go out the window when you put ufc and a boxer together. and donald trump is not -- you can't prepare for donald trump, no matter how hard you try. you just don't know where it's coming. you don't know what you're going to get. >> she gets snippy, too. because she has to be careful.

>> she can't prepare for it, he'll come at her with some things that will frustrate her, and she may get frustrated and mad and angry. and that will come off poorly, too. i think this is going to be a very, very important moment for donald trump. >> so greg, if you are now advising the two of them going into this, what do you say? >> i think back to this thing about gender, i think bernie mcgirt says this a lot. he says that the compliment to trump is also the consequence of trump. he doesn't see gender, so he will insult a woman's looks the way he insults a man's looks, like he'll make fun of carly fiorina's face. >> yes. >> because he doesn't think that that's any different than making fun of a man's face. so that is truly being gender blind. he doesn't see male or female, and, therefore, that comes off as sexist, ironically. i think you have to maintain composure. you cannot -- >> what about -- >> if either side loses their cool, then they lose. >> what about trying -- someone

said can hillary be funny? relaxed? >> she has a few things up her sleeve. they usually do. someone has a couple of jokes. she'll try to draw him out with a couple little shots to get him mad because they've been looking at his psyche. all he has to do is try to get her just angry fluff enough to her voice so she sounds incredibly defensive and shrill. >> that high-pitched laugh she does like with the server thing. >> he's got make her look mean and she has to make him look shrill. >> i won't take advantage of my opponent's youth and inexperience. pretty good for an old guy. is a big surprise in store for trump or clinton coming very soon? that would be an october surprise perhaps? we've got some predictions. stay with us. ooh... >>psst. hey... where you going? we've got that thing! you know...diarrhea? abdominal pain?

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it's a month when some kind of surprising information gets leaked on one or both of the candidates deliberately timed to influence the outcome of the vote. hence nicknamed the october surprise. wikileaks founder julian assange is threatening to dump damaging new information at some point on hillary clinton. listen. >> are we going to see it before the november 8th election? >> yes. absolutely. people have a right to understand who it is that they're nominating and it's a variety of different types of documents from different types of institutions that are associated with the election campaign, some quite unexpected angles that are quite interesting, some even entertaining. >> okay. greg, you like -- you think this is going to happen? >> see, i always thought october surprise was something you have to look up in the urban dictionary. it's like that will cost you double if you want an october surprise and triple if your friend watches.

>> oh! >> or it could be like a really cool holiday dessert. like an october surprise would be like a pumpkin but inside the pumpkin is another pumpkin. i sense that the october surprise is maybe a kind of magical thinking, like if you're in debt, you go, well, i'll just win the lottery. so people are hoping, maybe there will be an october surprise. i don't know. >> wow. >> follow that. >> why are you coming to me here? >> that's what i was going to say. >> that's what those october surprises are all about. >> look, i think if he's saying he's going to deliver something that is going to be quite significant, when i interviewed, it would be earth shattering with respect to hillary clinton, you can expect it. it will depend if the media is going to cover it and actually put it out there and drive the story. but he knows what he's got. i'm just curious, when? >> you trust julian assange? >> i don't trust him at all.

but when he says he has stuff and he's going to leak it. >> some isn't as earth shattering as he claims ever. >> sometimes the october surprise doesn't even hurt the person they're going after. >> no, that could be the surprise part. it doesn't hurt who it is supposed to. i would think it's julian assange, but i want to come up with my own answer. i went with i think they'll try to do something with the clinton foundation like shutter it or half shutter it, the clinton global initiative is this big liberal lovefest where they show up weeping about the environment and hugging rainbows and unicorns run through the streets that happens in september, 19th through the 21st here in new york. it's crazy. so they're having their big meeting.at in conjunction with they're going to say something about we're going to mothball part of the foundation. they already said they're going to leave chelsea in charge which showed kind of how tone deaf they are and they love hobnobodying with rich people and lining their pockets. that's my bet. >> chelsea in charge. >> do you think this is a trump

targeted october surprise? >> i don't have anything surprise. but k.g. told her that he did have something. >> you said trump said to you. >> trump said to me. >> that's what i thought i heard. >> that on air it was something earth shattering. >> i meant do you think there's anything targeted at trump, trumping the target? >> no, that's a different kind of thing. i think there are two big issues out there. one's trump's tax returns. if somebody had something on trump's tax returns and released it in october, that would be like whoa because people have questions why he hasn't released it. in polls most people don't know he hasn't released it. that's the potential story. on the clinton side, i think it's the foundation and the e-mails that we've discussed earlier. if you look back historically, people were concerned five days before, i think that was the 2000 race there was a drunk driving report put out on george w. bush -- >> he still won, though jt i don't know about that. >> 2000.

>> that was the disputed race that gore actually got more votes, remember? but if that drunk driving thing hadn't come out. >> did i miss something? was george bush not the president. >> if that had not come out, bush would have won more votes. >> won by a bigger margin. >> he didn't win, he lost, actually. >> you're right. bush wasn't president. >> no, he was president. but he lost the vote. >> my prediction is that you'll find out hillary is a space shifting lizard and that donald trump is a space alien who is polluting the atmosphere with chem trails. and alex jones will break it. i think he has already, he'll break it again. >> people on network television are what do they call them shape shifting -- >> lizards. lou dobbs is one. >> careful. >> all right. let's go. >> oh, my goodness. >> we should all work less and live more. some companies are giving their employees and opportunity to do exactly that. will it help their businesses in the end? next.

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here are some of the stories we're following today. president obama is pushing the transpacific partnership trade deal. the president plugged the pac today in china at the end of the g20 summit. the president says it's indisputable that it would create a better deal for the united states than the status quo. both presidential candidates oppose the tpp. hillary clinton and donald trump are campaigning in blue collar ohio on this labor day. the buck eye state is considered crucial for both. both of the candidates are spending time today in cleveland. police in north las vegas are on the hunt for a murder suspect. alonzo perez was arrested friday morning and taken for questioning. members of the police department say he twisted his metal handcuffs till they broke and stole a car and got away. join me for a special report at 6:00 p.m. eastern tonight.

now back to "the five." ♪ i would make you stay >> that's a good one, right? it's labor day and many of you are joan iing a well deserved three-day weekend. should employers let us have a three-day weekend every week? >> yes. >> why not? some companies are already trying it out like the clothing retailer uniqlo. i sense the lawsuit already. i'm worried about the amazon. because as an amazon prime customer, what does that mean for me getting stuff? >> obamacare. they're trying to cut down on hours so they don't have to provide health care.

the genius idea that obama had, you have to work 40 hour work week. everyone is trying to get under the 30-hour work week. the middle class is getting the toute screw. >> we're talking about the three-day work week, you said this has to do with obamacare. i swear we did this last year on labor day? >> wait till all the other companies see once amazon and uniqlo do it, hey, i don't have to provide health care any more. >> we'll repeat this and run it next labor day. bolling has managed to, in groundhog fashion, blame it on obama again within the first 15 seconds. >> accurately. >> there you go. it's your turn. >> i thought you were just making a statement of fact. >> he was on the three-day work week. >> you know, we can't get that, can we? i mean, because we've got to do a show. >> i thought about it, too.

but someone would take your job. >> do you really think people should have a three-day weekend every monday? >> obviously i think there are lots of people who would prefer time with family and friends and hanging out, going to the ball game, going to the gym. >> not me. >> not you? >> no. the curse of the three-day weekend it makes that day coming back to work harder than a typical day. like when you do drugs and you get really, really high? >> no. >> no! >> that's like a three-day weekend. tuesday is brutal. it's so hard to go to work when you have one extra day. or coming back from vacation. i prefer just to work till i die. >> wow. >> i know a guy in hollywood. he used to tell me that he worked basically four or five hours a day and never worked fridays. if you can't get done what you need done in four or five hours, what are you doing? >> wow. >> melissa? >> he managed to make the awesome long weekend into a total bummer. >> sorry. >> that's what he does. >> i think this is a genius idea. there are a lot of people who

would like to work fewer hours even if it means less pay, which is what it means in the case of amazon. people on wall street that do job share with another individual. and they do half the week, and the other person does the other half of the week and they go and enjoy their family the rest of the time. it's a good way to still have your toe hold in your career and maybe you work less when your kids are small. >> is this for women or men? >> it is mostly women who do it, but they do both. actually, now at my son's school, there's more dads doing drop-offs and more moms. but -- >> really? >> yeah, absolutely. >> i see a lot of dads at the school. >> they're the ones that got laid off. >> job share doesn't work. >> no? >> it's like the tandem bicycle. the guy in front is pedaling and steering, the guy on the back -- the girl on the back, my wife. >> you always have to hate on the wives. >> but i say to the contrary

that, according to these reports, people who get fridays off, usually during the summer. >> i hate that. >> but they love it. >> of course they do. but if you're trying to get somebody on the line on a friday -- >> forget it. >> you know what's great? the worst thing in the world is the out of office e-mail. so you get it, every friday. you want to talk to anybody in publishing, they just bounce back at you like tennis balls. >> by the way, that's like they're rubbing it in. >> that's annoying and it takes the whole month of august. >> france, too. >> europeans have a while. >> they take a night off every night. you come home, you got the night off. so who needs time off? >> you are a boss. you are a boss, man. >> now i'd like to refer back to the time when you would take the day off -- it was very upsetting to me. >> because i work on saturdays. >> didn't like that. now i'm happy because you're here for the week. ahead, an annual labor day tradition here on "the five," we

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♪ i won't let go >> oh, horrible, horrible! >> they have the word there's so you can follow along. anyway -- >> karaoke. >> none of us agree with that pick, so we'll go around the table beginning with k.g. >> okay. i picked calvin harris "this is what you came for." ♪ this is what you came for >> you missed it. what a great camera shot that would have been. so i liked this song obviously because it's amazing. it sounds great. it works well in the hot tub, in the shower. what is that? >> i like this song. >> you like it. >> i like the song so much, i picked it. >> i did, too they told me k.g. had it. >> this should have been the best song. how come you didn't pick it?

>> i have one. >> this is an amazing song and i love rihanna soon. drop the mike, sister. >> drop the mike. i banned that, you know. >> i don't care less. i don't listen to you. >> i picked "can't stop the feeling," justin timberlake. ♪ nothing i can see but you when i dance dance dance dance ♪ ♪ i've been creeping up on you so just dance dance dance dance ♪ ♪ come on ♪ all those things i should do ♪ but you dance dance dance dance ♪ >> in sync, right? >> so the thing about me, too cheerful. but i like cheerful music pumps me up. i like things like "happy" by pharrell. >> and by joy division? >> i missed that. >> lionel richie? >> i do like that a lot. the other song i liked was "can't feel my face" by the weeknd. but this feels like the summer. >> he's like the paul mccartney of in sync. >> who?

>> i'm just. >> was he in new kids or 'n sync? >> justin timberlake? >> the beastie boys. no, i'm kidding, please. >> me? >> yes, you. >> okay. "cake by the ocean" dnce. ♪ talk to me baby ♪ i'm loving ♪ go crazy crazy ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah >> i believe that's one of the jonas brothers right there. it's a happy, upbeat, beach song. have a beer on the beach, listen to that. >> yeah, i'm with you. >> but drink responsibly. exactly. >> you have a responsibility to do that. >> do you drink pinot noir on the beach, too? >> yes. >> or do you switch it up? >> i'll have some rose. >> have you been like dipping in the rose lately. >> your older friend here,

interpret. was that man having cake smeerd on him on the beach? >> that's the name of the song. >> by the ocean. i see. >> i was just not sure. you know what i mean? >> he got arrested for assault and batter! [ laughter ] >> battery, that's good. >> i'm obviously the guest on the show because i picked your song and i picked your song. and they said, no, you can't have any of those. so i went with chainsmokers "don't let me down." also fabulous. ♪ don't let me down ♪ i think i'm losing my mind now ♪ ♪ when i need you the most ♪ don't let me don't let me down ♪ >> okay, so i have to admit i actually thought this song was by rihanna. doesn't it sound like rihanna? it love everything by rihanna. the other songs i picked were by rihanna but they were old, just not from this summer. i know nothing about music. but i do drive in my car

listening to this song at full blast singing as loud as i possibly can. my kids either love that or are really horrified depending on their mood. >> they must like this. i go through the toll booth. don't let me down, hope my ez pass works. >> it's a great song to dance to. >> it really is. >> i picked the avalanche's "subways." ♪ you walk in the subway ♪ you groove around you walk on the subway ♪ it moves around ♪ ♪ you hear someone scream >> what's interesting about this band, this is their second album in 17 years. they released "since i left you" in 2001. >> real overachievers. >> this album is called wildflowers. the song is "subway." they sampled a song by a 12-year-old girl named chandra in the 1980s.

this is an amazing video done -- >> by a 12-year-old girl. >> french animators. this is great album. it's called "wildflower" way lead of their time as they always are. >> this will probably earn me a lot of ire of the fans. you don't like red hot chili peppers. >> this band makes red hot chili peppers look like poop. >> californication, under the bridge. that was like a simpsons episode. >> red hot chili peppers are like dad rock. they're approaching their 60s and they're still shirtless. >> i liked the video. >> about being on a subway. >> our time together on the subway. do you remember when we went together? >> i remember it well. we can tease, they say. ahead, flashbacks. don't we all have them? >> i thought you were. >> from 2016. our favorite moment, next. there are two billion people

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weeks, but we wanted to look back at some of the highlights of our summer -- in greg's case, it's the low lights, but we'll save that to the end. >> i had a really great summer if you're into livestock and farmers, which i am. this is me and the baby goat. very cute. remember this during our road trip? this is me kissing a pig. >> that's cute. >> tougher to neil down. me milking a -- that's actually a goat. remember that? that's one of greg's favorites. then this is me walking a warthog. then this is me with a cheetah which was kind of exciting and daring. then this is me drinking the milkshake after i made it because my milkshake is better than yours. okay, go ahead. >> like that. very nice. juan, what do you have for us? >> a big summer for my family because my son, tony, 36, got married! >> wow. >> here i am at the reception holding one of the twins. pepper, i think. there's tony and dr. erica, as

the little girls call her, dancing. and there's eli. eli was the ringbearer at the wedding. there are the flower girls, miss leslie and miss pepper. there's the family thanks to all the cab drivers on michigan avenue honking their horns shouting out "go five." >> that's nice. >> that's under the arches of fourth presbyterian church in chicago. >> what a lovely family. tony is so fantastic and also so dreamy. >> the miracle mile. >> that's why all the cabbies were there. >> eric, tell us about your summer? >> really superbusy summer. actually, if we move chronologically backwards there's chase when we dropped him off at college. there's his college room. we spent three days fixing that room up. if you look over on the left, there's a fox news pillow. there's the view, i spent some time on the view. had a great time with whoopi,

joy and jedidiah is over there. so much fun. then the picture of the convention, the rnc. it was packed, jammed, we had a lot of fun there. this is really special. that's the villages. the book they're just great people who absolutely love fox. >> they're so fun. >> it was a great, great summer. >> i can't wait to live there. >> they're wild. >> they're ready, believe me. >> it's like a 4-1 men-to-women ratio. and the guys are like, having a good time. >> the bars are fun. i went drinking at the villages. >> okay. >> it's just like any community. >> let me share some cute

pictures of my children. we went to the bahamas. i unwisely let my son jump off the roof and the little guy followed right after him. just showing you who all the players are. that is back in the bahamas. i'm on that horse way out deep in the water. isn't that cool? have you ever gone trail riding deep in the ocean? and finally, my beautiful daughter, gemma, also in the bahamas. and your summer? >> i would put this as one of the worst summers i think i ever had. >> why? >> after spending six months, my wife and i renovating an apartment, i'm sitting there enjoying myself. that's my view, watching the tv. everything is great. the apartment looks awesome. this is the apartment, my wife did a great job. the next day, i wake up, this is

after you're done renovating. some jack [ muted ] did not clear his drains and dried my apartments. it was water everywhere. now i no longer live in this apartment. i had to move and moved into another apartment that has a leak. so i've done nothing but watch something i care about deeply get slowly destroyed. but today, we started the demolition and the rebuilding. but what a horrible summer. >> "one more thing" is next. >> you asked! [phone buzzing] some things are simply impossible to ignore. the strikingly designed lexus nx turbo and hybrid. the suv that dares to go beyond utility. this is the pursuit of perfection.

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boy who was se-- remember, blue lives matter. >> gregory? >> it's time for this. "greg's robot news." lowe's, which is the home improvement store. i go there all the time and do nothing except for stare at the wood. they're introducing lo-bots that help shoppers navigate the huge stores. i get lost there, on purpose sometimes. as robots start taking over retail, we have to start asking ourselves a question -- will they get days off? like the next late boar day, should a robot take a break? because they're going to start developing personalities. they're going to have souls. they're going to have a conscience and a memory. at a certain point, we have to decide do these creatures that help us deserve a day off? >> or obamacare.

>> robot care. >> kimberly, it's on you. >> so i'm going to be incredibly helpful. kimberly's dating tips. ♪ all righty. so there's a study out, we'll see if it's any good or not, but the world's largest dating network, examined the dating habits of their 318 million users from all over the world. now, here are the four most attractive traits in men and women that they discovered in what they're looking for. okay, look at this. for men seeking women, they want you to be not too tall, not too short. so between 5'3" and 5'7". they have brown hair, they have an average body. big problem here. don't understand that. they have brown eyes. all right. and then for women seeking men,

they want you to be tall, sorry, greg. they have dark hair. they have an average body, and brown eyes. isn't this interesting? it almost parallels the two, but i think the study might be inaccurate, except shawn my producer -- >> ms. francis? >> it is labor day, so i was looking how to make my staff more productive. duke university said is it compliments or money? no, it is food. the experiment works. we ted them pizza. so do you want to motivate people hard and be happy? feed them. juan? >> so listen, i'm going to pick up on something eric was talking about. dexter fowler, who plays for the chicago cubs. guess what? he surprised parts at a k-mart by paying off their layaway tab with a $5,000 donation.

dexter fowler, that was cool. that's it for us. we hope you enjoy the rest of your holiday. we'll see you right back here tomorrow. "special report" up next. this is a fox news alert. i'm doug mckelway in for bret baier. it had been 275 days since hillary clinton held a press conference. she is finally taking questions from media members traveling with her. this is a taped feed of that report. let's listen up. >> so the fact that our intelligence services are now viewing russian activity as a potential threat against our electoral system raises further questions about trump and